Title : track 15 off the green "Take off your Pants and Jacket" 
Artist: Blink 182
Author: Julian Lepinski (hack4good@hotmail.com)
Tuning: Standard
Notes : I'm not sure of the title of this song, but it's a bonus one at the end of the
	green version of "Take off your Pants and Jacket." It's a really nice song to
	play. I'd strongly recommend finger picking, otherwise it'll sound like ass.


Verse:
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e |---------------------------------------------|
B |---7----5----7----5------3~--3/5-------------|
G |o----7----7----7----7-------------6---6h7---o|
D |o-------------------------------------------o|
A |---5~---5~---5~---5~-------------------------|
E |------------------------ 3~--3/5--5~---------|

Chorus:
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e |---------------------------------------------|
B |---3----3----3----3-----3----3----3----3-----|
G |o----2----2----2----2-----2----2----2----2--o|
D |o-------------------------------------------o|
A |------------------------0----0----0----0-----|
E |---3----3----3----3--------------------------|

e |---------------------------------------------|----------------------|
B |---------------------------------------------|----------------------|
G |---6----6----6----6-----6~-------------------|---7~-----------------|
D |-----7----7----7----7------------------------|----------------------|
A |---------------------------------------------|----------------------|
E |---5----5----5----5-----5~-------------------|---5~-----------------|
						 This chord is played at
						 the end of the song.


Lyrics:
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(Spanish guy)
Uno, dos, tres, quatro

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'till the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes?
And ask you to fellate him,
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head?
And was it on your mother's bed?

(Talking in the background)
This is fucking stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, he'll like fuck you in the butt, I mean... 
He'll come here and watch, and come all over the place.
I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight man, this is stupid.

(On top of the background)
He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

I hate you!